A FEW WORDS TO LIVE BY

FROM MY DERANGED MIND

SYMPATHY: LOOK IN A DICTIONARY BETWEEN SEX AND SYPHILIS.

FAIR: A PLACE TO GO TO SPEND $50.00 TO WIN A TOY THAT COST ONLY A DIME.

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, GET A DOG.

SOMETIMES THE PEOPLE YOU WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR ARE THE ONES BEHIND THE TRIGGER.  

NEVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE TATTOOS THAN TEETH.

THE MINDS OF SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE THE MOST DANGEROUS PART OF TOWN. NEVER GO THERE ALONE OR UNARMED.

HAVING A DEBATE WITH STUPID PEOPLE IS LIKE PLAYING CHESS WITH A PIGEON. NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU PLAY THE PIGEON WILL STRUT AND SHIT ALL OVER THE BOARD AND CLAIM IT WON.

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3 thoughts on “A FEW WORDS TO LIVE BY

  1. Ha. The bullet one. I have that tattoo.

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    1. YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED BUT I DO NOT HAVE A SINGLE TAT. BUT, MY SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER, I GOT BOO COO BATTLE SCARS. THE STORIES THEY COULD TELL.

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  2. I forgot what it said. I can’t see it unless I get a mirror. I actually thought it said something else. LOL

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